i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
*straight people voice* is he… you know…
*throws shade* *misses*
Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows